Catalogue of Chaos: Magical Items with Unintended Consequences

Hey Adventurers,

Time for another little peek behind the curtain here’s where we’re at with The Catalogue of Chaos: Edition 3 and what’s coming up next.

Final Artwork:
The last few illustrations are currently being wrangled into place. We’ve reworked the front covers slightly and most of the book is fully laid out now. We’re nearly there and it’s looking absolutely stunning (in a dangerously magical kind of way).

Backer Surveys:
Surveys will be going out in August. These let you confirm your pledge details, shipping info, and any extras. Please do keep an eye out for yours and get it filled in as soon as it arrives, the sooner we get the data, the sooner we can start moving boxes!

Shipping Timeline:
We’re currently on track to begin fulfilment in October. That gives us a good buffer to get everything printed and packed before we send it out into the wild. We’ll keep you updated along the way, but that’s the current plan.

One last thing:
If you haven’t locked in your order yet, now’s the time. It helps us finalise quantities, and most importantly, push over the line for the final artwork stretch goal. We’d love to get that bonus into everyone’s hands, but we’ll need your help to tip the scales!

Thanks as always for your patience, support, and general willingness to unleash chaos in your campaigns. We can’t wait to get this into your hands.

All the best,
James
Keep it chaotic.

Hey Adventurers,

We know it’s been a little quiet lately, but that’s only because things have been very loud behind the scenes.

We’re knee-deep in scrolls, ink-stained fingers, and probably too much coffee, all to bring Editions One and Two of The Catalogue of Chaos up to date. Expect new introductions, some tweaks, and a bit of extra polish to bring everything up to scratch.

Edition Three is nearly there too, the final few magic items are taking shape, and the chaos is looking dangerously good.

Surveys should be heading your way around August, so when they drop into your inbox like a mimic disguised as a form, please do fill them in, it makes sure your loot ends up in the right dimension.

If you were one of the swift few who backed on day one, we’re also putting the finishing touches on the Scroll of Monsters, that bonus content is getting its own editorial polish right now, ready for your next campaign.

And if that wasn’t enough… let’s just say there’s a new adventure brewing behind the barn doors. Something a bit strange, a bit silly, and very moo-ving. A solo and multiplayer TTRPG is in the works. 

Thanks for sticking with us,
James
Keep it chaotic.

Hey everyone,

Well, that’s it. The campaign is officially over and we honestly can’t thank you enough.

Together, you helped us smash through our goal, unlock multiple stretch targets, and turn Catalogue of Chaos: Edition 3 into something far more magical (and ridiculous) than we first imagined. Whether you pledged on day one, shared the campaign with your party, or just quietly cheered us on, we’re grateful for every bit of it.

Behind the scenes, the chaos hasn’t stopped. We’re deep in the final stages of writing the last few items, doing our usual dance of balancing usefulness and complete absurdity. 

Meanwhile, Nick Ashton has got his hands full bringing those extra pages of artwork to life!

We’ll share regular updates as we go so you’ll always know where things stand.

For now, thank you once again for making this happen. The next chapter of the chaos is underway and we’re thrilled you’re part of it.

More soon,

James & Paul

Well. That was something.

UKGE 2025 was absolutely incredible a huge thank you to everyone who came by the stand, grabbed some loot, rolled a chaotic D20 of Discount, or came to see us yell nonsense on stage 

We hope you had as much fun as we did.

And… while we were mid-dice-roll somewhere, we passed another stretch goal! We’re now just a short way off unlocking the next one. Can we hit it in the next 4 days? Only time (and your collective power) will tell.

Here’s what’s next: if we pass this next milestone, you’ll be the ones choosing which four extra magic items make it into the final pages of Edition 3. That’s right, it’s chaos by popular vote. Which sounds dangerous. But it’s very on-brand.

Thank you again for the incredible support. We’re in the final stretch now, and it’s been one heck of a ride. If you haven’t checked us out yet then now’s the time! 

James & Paul

Ahoy there,

Bit of a detour from our usual magical mayhem, but we’ve got some very exciting news… Roll Britannia is back at UK Games Expo 2025! That’s right, your favourite band of pirates and dice-fumbling adventurers are returning to Birmingham with a full weekend of chaos, comedy and cursed T-shirts.

📍 Find us at Stand 2-888 for:

– TTRPG books from the Catalogue of Chaos

– Epic dice 

– T-shirts that may or may not be cursed

– And the mighty D20 discount challenge: roll a D20 for a discount on all merch

🗓️ SHOWS YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO MISS:

🎤 Friday – 11:30 (Meeple Theatre)

“How Not to Suck at D&D”
Join the full Roll Britannia crew for a free, honest, slightly chaotic panel chat. We’ll be sharing how we went from total D&D noobs to podcasting pirates, and how you can too. Bring questions. Bring snacks. We like snacks.

🎭 Saturday – 20:30 (Meeple Theatre)

“Your Adventure Awaits” – Tickets £6
It’s back. A fully improvised live D&D comedy show where you call the shots.

🎟️ tickets here:

https://www.ukgamesexpo.co.uk/events/2216-your-adventure-awaits

So whether you’re after loot, laughs, or you’re just lost on the way to the loo, come find us at Stand 2-888 and say ahoy. We’ll have books, dice, merch and possibly a badly hidden duck.

See you there,

James & Paul
Dungeon Master UK / Roll Britannia