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Catalogue of Chaos: Magical Items with Unintended Consequences

Created by Driftforge Games

Funded in under 5 hours… now it’s your turn to join the chaos. Missed the campaign? No worries, you can still grab your copy of The Catalogue of Chaos Edition 3 right here. This softcover book features 35 brand-new magical items, each one designed to derail even the most well-prepared adventuring party. Some are helpful, most are questionable, and a few… well, let’s just say your DM might want a backup plan. Items Packed with strange enchantments, cursed curiosities, and a handful of exclusive items that won’t be printed again, this edition continues the weird and wonderful tradition that started with Editions 1 and 2. Secure your copy now and add a bit of unpredictable magic to your table. Pre-orders are open and chaos awaits.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

The Chaos is Funded - And It’s All Thanks to You
12 months ago – Sun, Jun 08, 2025 at 11:08:27 PM

Hey everyone,

Well, that’s it. The campaign is officially over and we honestly can’t thank you enough.


Together, you helped us smash through our goal, unlock multiple stretch targets, and turn Catalogue of Chaos: Edition 3 into something far more magical (and ridiculous) than we first imagined. Whether you pledged on day one, shared the campaign with your party, or just quietly cheered us on, we’re grateful for every bit of it.

Behind the scenes, the chaos hasn’t stopped. We’re deep in the final stages of writing the last few items, doing our usual dance of balancing usefulness and complete absurdity. 

Meanwhile, Nick Ashton has got his hands full bringing those extra pages of artwork to life!

We’ll share regular updates as we go so you’ll always know where things stand.

For now, thank you once again for making this happen. The next chapter of the chaos is underway and we’re thrilled you’re part of it.

More soon,
James & Paul


UKGE Was Wild… and Now It’s the Final Countdown!
about 1 year ago – Mon, Jun 02, 2025 at 12:20:28 PM


Well. That was something.

UKGE 2025 was absolutely incredible a huge thank you to everyone who came by the stand, grabbed some loot, rolled a chaotic D20 of Discount, or came to see us yell nonsense on stage 

We hope you had as much fun as we did.

And… while we were mid-dice-roll somewhere, we passed another stretch goal! We’re now just a short way off unlocking the next one. Can we hit it in the next 4 days? Only time (and your collective power) will tell.

Here’s what’s next: if we pass this next milestone, you’ll be the ones choosing which four extra magic items make it into the final pages of Edition 3. That’s right, it’s chaos by popular vote. Which sounds dangerous. But it’s very on-brand.

Thank you again for the incredible support. We’re in the final stretch now, and it’s been one heck of a ride. If you haven’t checked us out yet then now’s the time! 

James & Paul



We’re Bringing the Chaos to UKGE 2025!
about 1 year ago – Wed, May 28, 2025 at 09:46:58 AM



Ahoy there,

Bit of a detour from our usual magical mayhem, but we’ve got some very exciting news… Roll Britannia is back at UK Games Expo 2025! That’s right, your favourite band of pirates and dice-fumbling adventurers are returning to Birmingham with a full weekend of chaos, comedy and cursed T-shirts.


📍 Find us at Stand 2-888 for:

– TTRPG books from the Catalogue of Chaos
– Epic dice 
– T-shirts that may or may not be cursed
– And the mighty D20 discount challenge: roll a D20 for a discount on all merch

🗓️ SHOWS YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO MISS:


🎤 Friday – 11:30 (Meeple Theatre)

“How Not to Suck at D&D”
Join the full Roll Britannia crew for a free, honest, slightly chaotic panel chat. We’ll be sharing how we went from total D&D noobs to podcasting pirates, and how you can too. Bring questions. Bring snacks. We like snacks.


🎭 Saturday – 20:30 (Meeple Theatre)

“Your Adventure Awaits” – Tickets £6
It’s back. A fully improvised live D&D comedy show where you call the shots.

🎟️ tickets here:

So whether you’re after loot, laughs, or you’re just lost on the way to the loo, come find us at Stand 2-888 and say ahoy. We’ll have books, dice, merch and possibly a badly hidden duck.

See you there,

James & Paul
Dungeon Master UK / Roll Britannia


Catalogue of Chaos - It’s been a while!
about 1 year ago – Sat, May 24, 2025 at 01:45:44 AM



It’s the weekend!

So we thought we’d give you a quick update…

We’ve been heads down working on the new items you voted for and finishing off the encounters for the early backer bonus. Nick our extremely talented artist, has also been sketching some of the latest additions to the 3rd Edition of the Catalogue. - chosen by our amazing backers! 

If you’re at MCM London this weekend, come say hi! We’ll be on the Creator Stage on Sunday at 2pm chatting all things D&D and Roll Britannia, followed by a Meet & Greet from 3-4pm.



If you haven’t backed us yet please do check us out! - More news next week UKGE is just around the corner! 

James & Paul


Chaos Reigns!
about 1 year ago – Tue, May 13, 2025 at 06:38:46 AM



Afternoon Adventurers,

The scrolls have been unrolled, the results tallied (twice, just to be sure), and we now know which four extra magic items are making it into Edition 3 of the Catalogue of Chaos - All thanks to you! 

  1. The Bag of Dirt – 26% (honestly? Fair.)
  2. The Blindfold of Curing Blindness – 21% (look, you'll enjoy this one!...)
  3. Nonstick Pants – 16% (not compatible with dignity)
  4. BardClipz – 16% (for all your chaotic social needs)

What cursed consequences these will bring? You’ll have to wait and see. But trust us — they're delightful! 

Meanwhile, we’re barrelling towards our third stretch goal at £2,500, which means:
- More pages added to the book
- More magic items unlocked

Yes, another round of voting chaos for you lot to mess with and if you’ve just stumbled across this email thinking “what in the name of all that’s magical are they on about?” — don’t worry. You can still catch up and pledge!

More nonsense soon,
James & Paul
Dungeon Master UK